Hotels
Philippines
El Nido
The Funny Lion - El Nido
Owners access | Hotel information and booking website unofficial
logo
Select currency
  • AUD
    Australian dollar
  • BRL
    Brazilian real
  • BGN
    Bulgarian lev
  • CAD
    Canadian dollar
  • CNY
    Chinese yuan
  • CZK
    Czech koruna
  • DKK
    Danish krone
  • EUR
    Euro
  • HKD
    Hong Kong dollar
  • ILS
    Israeli new sheqel
  • JPY
    Japanese yen
  • MYR
    Malaysian ringgit
  • NZD
    New Zealand dollar
  • NOK
    Norwegian krone
  • PLN
    Polish zloty
  • GBP
    Pound sterling
  • RON
    Romanian leu
  • RUB
    Russian ruble
  • SAR
    Saudi riyal
  • SGD
    Singapore dollar
  • ZAR
    South African rand
  • KRW
    South Korean won
  • SEK
    Swedish krona
  • CHF
    Swiss franc
  • THB
    Thai baht
  • TRY
    Turkish lira
  • USD
    U.S. dollar
  • UAH
    Ukrainian hryvnia
My bookings
Contact us
Read our FAQs
75 photos
Book on our site
Up to 10% cheaper
than Booking.com
Check rooms and rates
From212US$ /night
Check-in
03Mar2026Select date
Check-out
04Mar2026Select date
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
Key details

About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
-
Close to El Nido Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
5.0
4.8
/5

Loved by The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel guests

  • Attentive staff
  • Comfortable beds
  • Delicious food
  • Refreshing pool
  • Private beach
"Lots of healthy and tasty options, the private beach and breakfast was our highlight!"
Jon from United Kingdom
read full review
"We used the gym across the street every day, enjoyed incredible massages from the spa."
Liam H from United States
read full review
"The complimentary trip to Papaya beach was the highlight of the our stay, thanks to Val for convincing us to go:)"
Anne

Amenities

The Funny Lion offers an exceptional outdoor pool equipped with sun loungers and a swim-up bar. Guests can enjoy a complimentary buffet breakfast featuring a wide variety of local and international dishes. The hotel includes a fitness center, ideal for maintaining an active lifestyle during the stay.

Rooms

Accommodations at The Funny Lion include 40 spacious and well-appointed rooms, each showcasing eco-friendly elements. Premium amenities such as a mini bar, rain shower, and four-poster beds enhance the overall experience. Select rooms offer stunning views of the surrounding landscape.

Dining

The hotel features the Lion's Share Restaurant, where guests can enjoy locally inspired dishes and freshly prepared seafood. A full bar is available, serving a selection of cocktails, wines, and spirits. Room service is also provided for guest convenience.

Wellness

The Funny Lion provides a variety of wellness options, including an on-site spa offering traditional Filipino and international treatments. Guests can also participate in fitness classes held in the hotel's garden area. Yoga sessions are available on request for relaxation.

Location

Set within a short distance to El Nido's pristine beaches, The Funny Lion allows seamless access to popular island-hopping tours. Nearby attractions include the beautiful Matinloc Island and the famous El Nido Marine Reserve. Various shops and restaurants are also easily reachable within a few minutes.

Highlights

Location: Seamless access to popular island-hopping tours

Rooms: 40 spacious and well-appointed accommodations

Dining: Lion's Share Restaurant for local and seafood dishes

Wellness: On-site spa with traditional treatments

“The Funny Lion in El Nido understands its priorities: primarily, thoughtful service and a relaxed atmosphere, amplified by its private slice of Papaya Beach. Its proximity to El Nido's attractions makes exploration easy, but the on-site spa and poolside bar mean you might not want to leave. For me, the personalized attention from the staff elevated the entire experience.”
Hotel logo
James DavidEditor-in-Chief at Tohotel
View all

Select your room type

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
room details
Deluxe King Room
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony
room details

Price and Room Availability Calendar

Check availability and prices for your dates now!

Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.1/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
Show more

Dining Onsite

Start the day with a delightful range of breakfast options at Restaurant #1, featuring both continental and American choices. Embrace a morning filled with hearty flavors and nourishing selections, all served in a cozy atmosphere designed for relaxation and rejuvenation.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

International and American breakfast
Ambiance
Casual and inviting dining space, perfect for starting the day
Key Offerings
Hearty buffet selection including continental and American favorites, catering to diverse tastes
Reservation
Not needed
Breakfast only; specific hours not provided

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Map view
Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
City landmarks
Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
2100 ft
Beach
Papaya Beach
2100 ft
Beach
Ipil Ipil Beach
2700 ft
Beach
Corong Corong Beach
1.1 mi
Beach
Caalan Beach
5200 ft
Landmark
Casa Avelina Beach Cottages
4700 ft
Beach
Lapus Lapus beach
4300 ft
Landmark
Garden Bay Beach Resort El Nido
1.0 mi
Landmark
Mount Bubulugan
1.3 mi
Landmark
Barangay Corong Corong
1.1 mi
Landmark
Ipil Beach 2
1.1 mi
Landmark
Pa-Lao-Yu Dive Resort
1.2 mi
Landmark
Paradise Beach
1.7 mi
Beach
Las Cabanas Beach
2.4 mi
Beach
Marimegmeg Beach
2.3 mi
Landmark
Lio Tourism Estate
2.5 mi
Landmark
Vanilla Beach El Nido
2.3 mi
Landmark
Mangrove Ecopark
2.3 mi
Island
Depeldet Island
2.4 mi
Beach
Nat Nat Beach
2.5 mi
Landmark
Cathedral Caves
2.8 mi
Landmark
Cudugnon Cave
2.8 mi
Island
Tapiutan Island
2.8 mi
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Explore El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
A stunning viewpoint offering panoramic views of El Nido. Ideal for sunset photography and surrounded by lush greenery.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
A beautiful waterfall hidden in nature, perfect for a quick cooling dip and taking in the serene atmosphere.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Known for its white sand and crystal-clear waters, this beach is perfect for sunbathing and relaxing amidst breathtaking scenery.
Corong Corong Beach
Corong Corong Beach
20 minutes' walk
A tranquil beach renowned for its stunning sunsets and calm waters, popular among both couples and families for leisurely days.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
An exhilarating treetop adventure that offers glimpses of the local wildlife and lush landscapes from above.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes' walk
Thrilling tours to nearby islands and lagoons, featuring snorkeling and pristine beaches. Booking recommended during peak seasons.
Yoga on the Beach
20 minutes' walk
Relaxing beach yoga sessions, perfect for rejuvenation. Sessions available daily, suitable for all skill levels.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Featuring rooftop views, this restaurant serves both local and international dishes, with fresh seafood specialties.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A casual dining spot known for its diverse menu including vegetarian options, great for families and larger groups.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes' walk
A charming gelateria offering a variety of flavors, perfect for a sweet treat after a day of exploring.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A lively spot featuring live music and themed nights, great for mingling with locals and other travelers.
V and V Bagel
V and V Bagel
6 minutes' walk
A cozy café with a relaxed vibe, perfect for all ages. Known for its delicious bagels and inviting atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
Want to see Exclusive Early Booking Rate?
Get exlusive rates right now!
Check Rates
Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 661 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
93%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.0/10
Cleanliness
9.2/10
Comfort
9.3/10
Facilities
9.1/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.0/10
Location
9.3/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
8.6/10
Pros
Friendly staff
Superb breakfast
Private beach
Cons
Noisy road
Cold pool
Confusing towels
Guest reviews
based on 1503 reviews
9.0/10
No reviews yet on our siteUnfortunately, our guests have not yet left any reviews for this hotel, but you can read reviews from Booking.com.
Open reviews

Next best alternative

Consider them for your next trip.
Seda Lio El Nido PalawanSeda Lio El Nido Palawan
El Nido, Philippines
8.8
236 USD/night
El Nido Garden ResortEl Nido Garden Resort
El Nido, Philippines
7.9
106 USD/night
Lime Resort El NidoLime Resort El Nido
El Nido, Philippines
7.5
84 USD/night
Cuna HotelCuna Hotel
El Nido, Philippines
7.6
59 USD/night
Hue Hotels And Resorts Puerto Princesa Managed By HiiHue Hotels And Resorts Puerto Princesa Managed By Hii
Puerto Princesa, Philippines
8.7
80 USD/night
El Nido Resorts Miniloc IslandEl Nido Resorts Miniloc Island
El Nido, Philippines
9.5
768 USD/night
Pangulasian Island Resorts El NidoPangulasian Island Resorts El Nido
El Nido, Philippines
9.6
1 056 USD/night
Discovery Coron Formerly Club Paradise PalawanDiscovery Coron Formerly Club Paradise Palawan
Coron, Philippines
8.7
272 USD/night
Sunlight Ecotourism Island ResortSunlight Ecotourism Island Resort
Culion, Philippines
7.4
361 USD/night
Lagen Island Resort El NidoLagen Island Resort El Nido
El Nido, Philippines
9.7
779 USD/night
H Hotel El Nido - Vegan Friendly Hotel Managed By H Hospitality GroupH Hotel El Nido - Vegan Friendly Hotel Managed By H Hospitality Group
El Nido, Philippines
9.1
443 USD/night
Aziza Paradise HotelAziza Paradise Hotel
Puerto Princesa, Philippines
7.8
51 USD/night

Popular hotels all over the world

Find your perfect hotel stay today
8.8/10
Comfort Suites Gatlinburg Downtown-Convention CenterThe Comfort Suites Gatlinburg Downtown-Convention Center Gatlinburg Hotel
Gatlinburg, United States
1 km from Ober Gatlinburg, Fitness centre
View hotel
7.1/10
Quality Inn Denver WestminsterHotel Quality Inn Denver Westminster Westminster
Westminster, United States
Between Denver and Boulder, Minutes from Butterfly Pavilion
View hotel
8.8/10
The Old BrewhouseThe Old Brewhouse Cirencester Hotel
Cirencester, United Kingdom
3 minute walk to Cirencester town centre, Courtyard garden
View hotel
Hotel Grupotel Port D'alcudia Puerto De Alcúdia
700 m from Port d'Alcudia Beach, Family rooms with kitchens
Extended Stay America Suites - Washington, Dc - Alexandria - Eisenhower Ave Hotel
Fully equipped kitchens in every suite, Free grab-and-go breakfast
Hotel Extended Stay America Suites - Denver - Aurora North Aurora
Suites with fully equipped kitchens, Grab-and-go breakfast
Hf Fenix Garden
Direct access to Marques Pombal Metro, Facing Eduardo VII Park
Essence Hotel Boutique By Don Paquito
3 min walk from beach, Space Monkey Rooftop Bar
Hotel D'europe
50 m from Palais des Papes, Historic 16th-century building
Check-in
03Mar2026Select date
Check-out
04Mar2026Select date
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
  • Overview
  • Rooms
  • Price calendar
  • Facilities
  • Location
Need more options?
Check Top hotels near The Funny Lion - El Nido
Coral Cliff Hotel El Nido Exterior photo
Mobile-only price

Coral Cliff Hotel El Nido

6.7
Nice346 reviews
191m from property
USD 48USD 43
per night
Cuna Hotel El Nido Room photo
Mobile-only price

Cuna Hotel El Nido

7.6
Very good1406 reviews
193m from property
USD 59USD 53
per night
Sea Cocoon Hotel El Nido Exterior photo
Mobile-only price

Sea Cocoon Hotel El Nido

8.7
Great1151 reviews
213m from property
USD 80USD 72
per night
rungtohotel.com uses cookies that are strictly necessary for its functioning. We do not collect analytical and marketing cookies.
OK