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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Beach
Perfect
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Rooms with Amenities

The Funny Lion - El Nido offers accommodations with air conditioning, tea and coffee facilities, and a mini-bar. Each room includes a safety deposit box and free toiletries. The spacious double room features a private entrance, a terrace with pool views, and a private bathroom with a shower. It also provides a bathrobe and one bed. The twin room also features a private entrance, a terrace with pool views, a private bathroom with a shower and two beds.

Dining Options

Guests at The Funny Lion - El Nido can enjoy breakfast each morning, including buffet, continental, and American options. The resort features an onsite restaurant.

Leisure and Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido features an outdoor swimming pool, a fitness centre, and a bar. It also provides a private beach area and a terrace for guests.

Location and Access

The Funny Lion - El Nido is 10 km from El Nido. Nearby landmarks include Seven Commandos Beach (0.5 km), Papaya Beach (0.5 km), Canopy Walk (0.5 km), Mount Bubulugan (2 km), Taraw Cliff (0.3 km), Maligaya (0.5 km), and Masagana beach (0.5 km). Small Lagoon El Nido is 9.5 km away, while Big Lagoon El Nido is 10 km from the property. The nearest airport is 7 km from the resort.

Services Available

The Funny Lion - El Nido provides a 24-hour front desk for guests. The property offers free private parking and a paid airport shuttle service.

“The Funny Lion in El Nido understands its priorities: primarily, thoughtful service and a relaxed atmosphere, amplified by its private slice of Papaya Beach. Its proximity to El Nido's attractions makes exploration easy, but the on-site spa and poolside bar mean you might not want to leave. For me, the personalized attention from the staff elevated the entire experience.”
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony

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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Start the day with a delightful range of breakfast options at Restaurant #1, featuring both continental and American choices. Embrace a morning filled with hearty flavors and nourishing selections, all served in a cozy atmosphere designed for relaxation and rejuvenation.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

International and American breakfast
Ambiance
Casual and inviting dining space, perfect for starting the day
Key Offerings
Hearty buffet selection including continental and American favorites, catering to diverse tastes
Reservation
Not needed
Breakfast only; specific hours not provided

Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Explore El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
A stunning viewpoint offering panoramic views of El Nido. Ideal for sunset photography and surrounded by lush greenery.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
A beautiful waterfall hidden in nature, perfect for a quick cooling dip and taking in the serene atmosphere.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Known for its white sand and crystal-clear waters, this beach is perfect for sunbathing and relaxing amidst breathtaking scenery.
Corong Corong Beach
Corong Corong Beach
20 minutes' walk
A tranquil beach renowned for its stunning sunsets and calm waters, popular among both couples and families for leisurely days.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
An exhilarating treetop adventure that offers glimpses of the local wildlife and lush landscapes from above.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes' walk
Thrilling tours to nearby islands and lagoons, featuring snorkeling and pristine beaches. Booking recommended during peak seasons.
Yoga on the Beach
20 minutes' walk
Relaxing beach yoga sessions, perfect for rejuvenation. Sessions available daily, suitable for all skill levels.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Featuring rooftop views, this restaurant serves both local and international dishes, with fresh seafood specialties.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A casual dining spot known for its diverse menu including vegetarian options, great for families and larger groups.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes' walk
A charming gelateria offering a variety of flavors, perfect for a sweet treat after a day of exploring.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A lively spot featuring live music and themed nights, great for mingling with locals and other travelers.
V and V Bagel
V and V Bagel
6 minutes' walk
A cozy café with a relaxed vibe, perfect for all ages. Known for its delicious bagels and inviting atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

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