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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Beach
Perfect
9.0
9.7
/10
4.9
4.8
/5

Amenities

The Funny Lion offers a rooftop infinity pool that provides panoramic views of the El Nido landscape. The hotel includes a spacious sunset deck, perfect for relaxation while enjoying breathtaking sunsets. A well-equipped fitness center is also available for those wishing to maintain their fitness routine during their stay.

Rooms

All rooms at The Funny Lion are designed with a rustic but refined aesthetic, featuring complimentary minibars and premium bedding. Guests can choose from 30 spacious rooms equipped with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs and high-quality toiletries. Each room provides private balconies, allowing guests to enjoy the stunning natural surroundings.

Dining

The hotel boasts the 'Lion's Den' restaurant serving a variety of local and international dishes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy a selection of beverages at the rooftop bar, which offers an extensive cocktail menu. Room service is available for added convenience, ensuring guests can dine in comfort on their own schedule.

Location

Located in El Nido, The Funny Lion is a short distance from the famous El Nido beaches and lagoons. The hotel is easily accessible, making it a convenient base for exploring local attractions and natural wonders. Guests can partake in various water sports and activities just minutes away from the property.

Wellness

The Funny Lion features a spa that offers a variety of treatments designed to nurture and relax. Guests can experience soothing massages and rejuvenating body treatments by skilled therapists. A wellness area is available for those looking to unwind after a day of adventures.

Highlights

Location: Short distance from El Nido beaches

Rooms: 30 spacious rooms with private balconies

Dining: Lion's Den restaurant serving local and international dishes

Wellness: Spa offering soothing massages

“The Funny Lion in El Nido understands its priorities: primarily, thoughtful service and a relaxed atmosphere, amplified by its private slice of Papaya Beach. Its proximity to El Nido's attractions makes exploration easy, but the on-site spa and poolside bar mean you might not want to leave. For me, the personalized attention from the staff elevated the entire experience.”
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The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
1 King-size bed
Pool view
Shower
Balcony
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
2 Single beds
Pool view

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Facilities

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Start the day with a delightful range of breakfast options at Restaurant #1, featuring both continental and American choices. Embrace a morning filled with hearty flavors and nourishing selections, all served in a cozy atmosphere designed for relaxation and rejuvenation.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

International and American breakfast
Ambiance
Casual and inviting dining space, perfect for starting the day
Key Offerings
Hearty buffet selection including continental and American favorites, catering to diverse tastes
Reservation
Not needed
Breakfast only; specific hours not provided

The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
600 ft
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
200 ft
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
600 ft
Maligaya
1900 ft
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
1400 ft
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
1500 ft
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
1200 ft
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
1100 ft
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
1400 ft
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
1500 ft
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
1400 ft
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
1400 ft
Hama street
Squidos
400 ft
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
500 ft
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
1300 ft
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Explore El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
A stunning viewpoint offering panoramic views of El Nido. Ideal for sunset photography and surrounded by lush greenery.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute' walk
A beautiful waterfall hidden in nature, perfect for a quick cooling dip and taking in the serene atmosphere.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Known for its white sand and crystal-clear waters, this beach is perfect for sunbathing and relaxing amidst breathtaking scenery.
Corong Corong Beach
Corong Corong Beach
20 minutes' walk
A tranquil beach renowned for its stunning sunsets and calm waters, popular among both couples and families for leisurely days.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
An exhilarating treetop adventure that offers glimpses of the local wildlife and lush landscapes from above.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes' walk
Thrilling tours to nearby islands and lagoons, featuring snorkeling and pristine beaches. Booking recommended during peak seasons.
Yoga on the Beach
20 minutes' walk
Relaxing beach yoga sessions, perfect for rejuvenation. Sessions available daily, suitable for all skill levels.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Featuring rooftop views, this restaurant serves both local and international dishes, with fresh seafood specialties.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A casual dining spot known for its diverse menu including vegetarian options, great for families and larger groups.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes' walk
A charming gelateria offering a variety of flavors, perfect for a sweet treat after a day of exploring.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
A lively spot featuring live music and themed nights, great for mingling with locals and other travelers.
V and V Bagel
V and V Bagel
6 minutes' walk
A cozy café with a relaxed vibe, perfect for all ages. Known for its delicious bagels and inviting atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  2.2 mi
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  4.2 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 675 verified reviews
9.1/10
Perfect
93%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.0/10
Cleanliness
9.1/10
Comfort
9.2/10
Facilities
9.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.6/10
Location
9.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
8.4/10
Pros
Friendly staff
Superb breakfast
Private beach
Cons
Noisy road
Cold pool
Confusing towels
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based on 1404 reviews
9.0/10
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