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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Near Leeds Castle
Very good
7.8
/10
2.0
4.4
/5

Dining & Drinking

Who'D A Thought It offers an extensive dining experience with an award-winning restaurant featuring an A La Carte menu. Known for the culinary expertise behind dishes like the low and slow cooked lamb jerk curry and seafood plateau rouge, guests can savor local flavors prepared with care. The hotel boasts the largest selection of Champagne in Kent, perfect for a celebratory drink or a cozy evening at the Champagne and wine bar.

Boutique Rooms

Each room at Who'D A Thought It has a distinct personality and charm, ensuring no two stays are alike. Guests can choose suites with amenities such as four-poster beds, jacuzzi baths, or private hot tubs designed for relaxation. Booking directly entitles guests to a complimentary bottle of Champagne, enhancing the unique stay experience.

Private Events

The Whody Garden Room is a striking venue for hosting private events, accommodating up to 80 guests with a fully retractable roof. It features a private bar and a built-in DJ booth, making it suitable for weddings and celebrations. With access to an outdoor terrace and tailored catering options, the space allows for seamless transitions from day to night.

Special Offers

Guests can take advantage of special promotions such as a two-night deal for Hot Tub Suites at half price, available midweek. The hotel also offers a curated fine dining experience for Valentine's Day and special three-course menus for Mother's Day. Unique events featuring live music entertain guests on the terrace, creating memorable moments.

Location

Who'D A Thought It is conveniently situated just off the A20, making it easily accessible from major roads. Nestled in the picturesque countryside of Kent, the hotel provides a perfect launch point for exploring nearby attractions. The charming village of Lenham offers a blend of history and scenic beauty for guests to enjoy.

Highlights

Dining: Award-winning restaurant & A La Carte menu

Rooms: Unique suites with private hot tubs

Events: Whody Garden Room for private events

Offers: Exclusive promotions on stays and dining

“The individually themed rooms and private hot tubs cultivate an atmosphere of secluded luxury. Its extensive champagne bar, the largest in Kent, underscores a commitment to indulgence, while the award-winning restaurant adds a touch of culinary excellence. In my opinion, this is an ideal setting for couples seeking romantic getaways or celebrating special occasions.”
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Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
345 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
175 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Executive Double Suite
2 persons
690 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Great
8.0/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Adults only
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Who'D A Thought It offers a delightful array of dining experiences, ranging from classic British fare to thoughtfully crafted vegetarian and vegan options. Each venue invites guests to relax in carefully curated settings, perfect for any occasion.

Brasserie Restaurant

British
Ambiance
Romantic
Key Offerings
Indulge in classic English dishes made with local ingredients, including the impressive seafood Plateau Rouge for special occasions. The restaurant caters to various dietary preferences with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Who'D A Thought It Hotel Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Leeds Castle
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Leeds Castle offers rich history and beautiful gardens, known as the 'loveliest castle in the world' with guided tours available.
Church of St Nicholas
Church of St Nicholas
25 minutes' walk
A historic church featuring beautiful architecture, it is a tranquil spot ideal for reflection, located just a short stroll away.
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
15-minute drive
A unique military aviation museum showcasing aircraft displays and memorabilia, perfect for aviation enthusiasts and history buffs.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
The Big Cat Sanctuary
10-minute drive
Home to a variety of wild cats, this sanctuary focuses on conservation, featuring guided tours to learn about the animals.
Biking Trails
10-minute drive
Scenic biking trails nearby cater to all levels, with bike rentals available. Great for outdoor enthusiasts seeking adventure.
Yoga Classes
10-minute drive
Relaxing yoga sessions offered at a local studio. Perfect for unwinding after a busy day, no prior experience necessary.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
A cozy pub known for its hearty dishes and local ales. Ideal for casual dining, with options for vegetarian and gluten-free.
The Pigeon Room
10-minute drive
An elegant dining experience offering modern British cuisine with seasonal ingredients. Reservations recommended for peak times.
Maidstone Music Venue
15-minute drive
A vibrant spot for live music ranging from local bands to famous artists. Check the calendar for upcoming performances and events.
The Hazlitt Theatre
15-minute drive
A historic theatre showcasing a variety of performances including drama and comedy. Perfect for an engaging night out for all ages.
Getting around
City Centre
Lenham8 min  ·  3.1 mi
Airports
London City (LCY)113 min  ·  46.7 mi
London Gatwick (LGW)126 min  ·  52.0 mi
Bus
Bus stop3 min  ·  700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it

Reviews and Ratings

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Guests often appreciate the hotel's location as a perfect base for attending nearby parties. Many love the cosy rooms with comfy beds, sometimes noting nice touches like a mirror above the bed, and enjoy amenities such as the spa tub. The food receives high praise, though some have mentioned that certain rooms can show signs of wear and tear.
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Review score
Based on 182 verified reviews
7.4/10
Very good
68%
Recommend
Free Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Location
8.6/10
Value for money
7.3/10
Comfort
8.0/10
Pros
Comfy bed
Lovely staff
Good breakfast
Calm atmosphere
Cons
Damp smell
No storage
Filthy booths
Guest reviews
based on 324 reviews
7.8/10
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About Who'D A Thought It
Is it possible to pay for my stay at the time of booking, or do I pay when I arrive?
15 April 2024
Full payment is required one week prior to check-in.
Are guests allowed to smoke in any outdoor areas of the hotel?
10 July 2024
Smoking is permitted only in designated private patio areas, away from the entrances and hot tubs.
Is there a complimentary bottle of champagne available when I book directly?
22 June 2024
A complimentary bottle of champagne will be offered for direct bookings made online or over the phone, excluding specific room types.
What type of cuisine can I expect at the hotel's restaurant?
5 August 2024
The restaurant features a menu of award-winning dishes, including classic English options and seafood prepared with local ingredients.
Can I enjoy live music during my stay?
11 September 2024
Live music events are regularly scheduled, adding a vibrant atmosphere to the hotel experience.
What promotions are available for dining during special occasions?
30 March 2024
Gourmet dinner offers, including special curated menus for holidays like Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, are available at competitive prices.
Is outdoor dining an option at the hotel?
18 October 2024
The hotel features outdoor seating areas, providing a lovely environment for enjoying meals and drinks.
What unique features can guests expect in the boutique hotel rooms?
25 May 2024
Each room is uniquely designed, offering character and charm, with various luxurious amenities to enhance the stay.
Is there an option to host private events at the hotel?
30 April 2024
The Whody Garden Room is available for private events, accommodating various functions with beautiful decor and amenities.
How can guests ensure they have the best dining experience at the hotel?
17 January 2025
Making reservations in advance and reviewing the seasonal menu can help guests enjoy a memorable dining experience.

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