Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
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Near Leeds Castle
Very good
7.8
/10
2.0
4.4
/5
Loved by Who'D A Thought It Hotel guests
Amazing rooms
Private hot tub
Delicious food
Friendly staff
"The room itself was clean and had everything you could need for your stay."
Jay from United Kingdom
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"The spa bath was lovely literally just like a jacuzzi."
Paige from United Kingdom
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"The bed (four poster) was glorious and extremely comfortable."
Finc from United Kingdom
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Dining & Drinking
Who'D A Thought It offers an extensive dining experience with an award-winning restaurant featuring an A La Carte menu. Known for the culinary expertise behind dishes like the low and slow cooked lamb jerk curry and seafood plateau rouge, guests can savor local flavors prepared with care. The hotel boasts the largest selection of Champagne in Kent, perfect for a celebratory drink or a cozy evening at the Champagne and wine bar.
Boutique Rooms
Each room at Who'D A Thought It has a distinct personality and charm, ensuring no two stays are alike. Guests can choose suites with amenities such as four-poster beds, jacuzzi baths, or private hot tubs designed for relaxation. Booking directly entitles guests to a complimentary bottle of Champagne, enhancing the unique stay experience.
Private Events
The Whody Garden Room is a striking venue for hosting private events, accommodating up to 80 guests with a fully retractable roof. It features a private bar and a built-in DJ booth, making it suitable for weddings and celebrations. With access to an outdoor terrace and tailored catering options, the space allows for seamless transitions from day to night.
Special Offers
Guests can take advantage of special promotions such as a two-night deal for Hot Tub Suites at half price, available midweek. The hotel also offers a curated fine dining experience for Valentine's Day and special three-course menus for Mother's Day. Unique events featuring live music entertain guests on the terrace, creating memorable moments.
Location
Who'D A Thought It is conveniently situated just off the A20, making it easily accessible from major roads. Nestled in the picturesque countryside of Kent, the hotel provides a perfect launch point for exploring nearby attractions. The charming village of Lenham offers a blend of history and scenic beauty for guests to enjoy.
Highlights
Dining: Award-winning restaurant & A La Carte menu
Rooms: Unique suites with private hot tubs
Events: Whody Garden Room for private events
Offers: Exclusive promotions on stays and dining
“The individually themed rooms and private hot tubs cultivate an atmosphere of secluded luxury. Its extensive champagne bar, the largest in Kent, underscores a commitment to indulgence, while the award-winning restaurant adds a touch of culinary excellence. In my opinion, this is an ideal setting for couples seeking romantic getaways or celebrating special occasions.”
James DavidEditor-in-Chief at Tohotel
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Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
345 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
175 sq. feet
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
435 sq. feet
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Executive Double Suite
2 persons
690 sq. feet
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities
Who'D A Thought It Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities:
Great
8.0/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
No pets allowed
Security
Adults only
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink
Dining
In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Picnic area/ Tables
Special diet menus
Children
Board games
Spa & Leisure
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Sun terrace
Garden area
Jacuzzi
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Patio
Terrace
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Ironing facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite
Who'D A Thought It offers a delightful array of dining experiences, ranging from classic British fare to thoughtfully crafted vegetarian and vegan options. Each venue invites guests to relax in carefully curated settings, perfect for any occasion.
Brasserie Restaurant
British
Ambiance
Romantic
Key Offerings
Indulge in classic English dishes made with local ingredients, including the impressive seafood Plateau Rouge for special occasions. The restaurant caters to various dietary preferences with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Who'D A Thought It Hotel Location
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
Map view
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
City landmarks
Landmark
Church of St Nicholas
1.3
mi
Castle
Leeds Castle
3.7
mi
Landmark
All Saints Church
1.6
mi
Gallery
Process Gallery
2.1
mi
Church
Church Of St James
2.5
mi
Landmark
Ss Peter and Paul's Church
2.6
mi
Farm
The Big Cat Sanctuary
2.9
mi
Landmark
Catholic Church of the Good Shepherd
2.6
mi
Landmark
Alms Houses
2.6
mi
Church
St Peter and St Paul's church
2.6
mi
Church
St Mary's Church Lenham
3.1
mi
Church
St John the Baptist's Church
3.0
mi
Landmark
Roundoak Farm
3.0
mi
Golf Course
Weald Of Kent
3.0
mi
Landmark
War Memorial
3.0
mi
Church
St Peter's and St Paul's Church
3.3
mi
Landmark
Weald of Kent Golf Club
3.1
mi
Landmark
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
3.6
mi
Landmark
English Heritage Sutton Valence Castle
3.6
mi
Church
St Nicholas Church
4.1
mi
Restaurants
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
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Headcorn Road Who'd A Thought it
Explore Lenham
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Leeds Castle offers rich history and beautiful gardens, known as the 'loveliest castle in the world' with guided tours available.
Church of St Nicholas
25 minutes' walk
A historic church featuring beautiful architecture, it is a tranquil spot ideal for reflection, located just a short stroll away.
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
15-minute drive
A unique military aviation museum showcasing aircraft displays and memorabilia, perfect for aviation enthusiasts and history buffs.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
10-minute drive
Home to a variety of wild cats, this sanctuary focuses on conservation, featuring guided tours to learn about the animals.
Biking Trails
10-minute drive
Scenic biking trails nearby cater to all levels, with bike rentals available. Great for outdoor enthusiasts seeking adventure.
Yoga Classes
10-minute drive
Relaxing yoga sessions offered at a local studio. Perfect for unwinding after a busy day, no prior experience necessary.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
A cozy pub known for its hearty dishes and local ales. Ideal for casual dining, with options for vegetarian and gluten-free.
The Pigeon Room
10-minute drive
An elegant dining experience offering modern British cuisine with seasonal ingredients. Reservations recommended for peak times.
Maidstone Music Venue
15-minute drive
A vibrant spot for live music ranging from local bands to famous artists. Check the calendar for upcoming performances and events.
The Hazlitt Theatre
15-minute drive
A historic theatre showcasing a variety of performances including drama and comedy. Perfect for an engaging night out for all ages.
Getting around
City Centre
Lenham8 min
·
3.1
mi
Airports
London City (LCY)113 min
·
46.7
mi
London Gatwick (LGW)126 min
·
52.0
mi
Bus
Bus stop3 min
·
700 ft
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it
Reviews and Ratings
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Guests often appreciate the hotel's location as a perfect base for attending nearby parties. Many love the cosy rooms with comfy beds, sometimes noting nice touches like a mirror above the bed, and enjoy amenities such as the spa tub. The food receives high praise, though some have mentioned that certain rooms can show signs of wear and tear.
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Review score
Based on 182 verified reviews
7.4/10
Very good
68%
Recommend
Free Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Location
8.6/10
Value for money
7.3/10
Comfort
8.0/10
Pros
Comfy bed
Lovely staff
Good breakfast
Calm atmosphere
Cons
Damp smell
No storage
Filthy booths
Guest reviews
based on 324 reviews
7.8/10
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About Who'D A Thought It
Is it possible to pay for my stay at the time of booking, or do I pay when I arrive?
15 April 2024
Full payment is required one week prior to check-in.
Are guests allowed to smoke in any outdoor areas of the hotel?
10 July 2024
Smoking is permitted only in designated private patio areas, away from the entrances and hot tubs.
Is there a complimentary bottle of champagne available when I book directly?
22 June 2024
A complimentary bottle of champagne will be offered for direct bookings made online or over the phone, excluding specific room types.
What type of cuisine can I expect at the hotel's restaurant?
5 August 2024
The restaurant features a menu of award-winning dishes, including classic English options and seafood prepared with local ingredients.
Can I enjoy live music during my stay?
11 September 2024
Live music events are regularly scheduled, adding a vibrant atmosphere to the hotel experience.
What promotions are available for dining during special occasions?
30 March 2024
Gourmet dinner offers, including special curated menus for holidays like Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, are available at competitive prices.
Is outdoor dining an option at the hotel?
18 October 2024
The hotel features outdoor seating areas, providing a lovely environment for enjoying meals and drinks.
What unique features can guests expect in the boutique hotel rooms?
25 May 2024
Each room is uniquely designed, offering character and charm, with various luxurious amenities to enhance the stay.
Is there an option to host private events at the hotel?
30 April 2024
The Whody Garden Room is available for private events, accommodating various functions with beautiful decor and amenities.
How can guests ensure they have the best dining experience at the hotel?
17 January 2025
Making reservations in advance and reviewing the seasonal menu can help guests enjoy a memorable dining experience.