Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
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“Nestled in the beautiful Kent countryside, this hotel offers a serene escape surrounded by nature.”view full review
Dining
The Who'D A Thought It hosts an impressive Champagne and Oyster bar, renowned for its wide selection of the largest Champagne in Kent. Guests can enjoy award-winning cuisine, including classic English dishes and seafood plateau rouge, prepared with fresh local ingredients. The restaurant features an A La Carte menu that offers choices from light lunches to three-course dinners, as well as popular Sunday roasts.
Rooms
The hotel offers character-filled boutique rooms, each designed with its own unique style and charm. Options include luxurious suites with hot tubs, four-poster beds, and a grand piano, catering to various tastes and preferences. Guests booking directly receive a complimentary bottle of Champagne in their room upon arrival.
Private Events
The Who'D A Thought It features the Whody Garden Room, a stylish venue for private functions, accommodating up to 80 guests for formal meals and more during celebrations. This glass-fronted space comes with a retractable roof and a private bar, ensuring an engaging event environment. With direct access to an outdoor terrace, it allows for a seamless transition from indoor to outdoor festivities.
Special Offers
Exclusive packages include a two-night getaway deal for guests booking Hot Tub Suites midweek, providing luxury and relaxation with private hot tubs. Seasonal dining experiences, such as curated menus for Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, offer gourmet meals at promotional prices. Regular events like Good Fish Friday and live music evenings enhance the hotel's vibrant dining scene.
Location
Located in Lenham, the Who'D A Thought It is easily accessible via the M20 and close to various local attractions. The hotel is perfectly positioned for exploring the Kent countryside and is a short drive from major transport links. Its proximity to charming villages and scenic spots makes it a desirable destination for all kinds of travelers.
Highlights
Dining: Largest selection of Champagne in Kent
Rooms: Unique boutique suites with special themes
Private Events: Whody Garden Room for up to 80 guests
Special Offers: Hot Tub Suites with promotional rates
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
32 m²
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
room details
Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
16 m²
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
room details
Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
40 m²
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
room details
Executive Double Suite
2 persons
64 m²
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
room details
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City Centre
Lenham
5.0
km
Airports
London City (LCY)
75.2
km
London Gatwick (LGW)
83.6
km
Bus
Bus stop200 m
Facilities
The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Stunning Krug Suite!
“Our stay in the Krug Suite was amazing, showcasing an enormous bed and luxurious bathroom that provided a 'Wow Factor' experience.” view full review
Relaxing Hot Tub
“The outdoor hot tub was a good retreat, complete with privacy and a complimentary bottle of champagne to enhance our relaxation.” view full review
Delectable Meals!
“Dining in-house was a culinary delight, with excellently cooked dishes and attentive service, especially the delicious steak that stood out.” view full review
Luxurious Bathroom
“The bathroom was impeccably well designed and equipped, providing a perfect setting for relaxation and enjoyment in the bubble bath.” view full review
General
No smoking on site
Free Wi-Fi
Parking
No pets allowed
Security
Adults only
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink
Dining
In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Picnic area/ Tables
Special diet menus
Children
Board games
Spa & Leisure
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Sun terrace
Garden area
Jacuzzi
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Patio
Terrace
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Ironing facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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Location
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone,
Lenham,
United Kingdom,
ME17 2AR,
Kent
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