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About the Hotel

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Near Leeds Castle
Very good
7.7
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Dining

The Who'D A Thought It hosts an impressive Champagne and Oyster bar, renowned for its wide selection of the largest Champagne in Kent. Guests can enjoy award-winning cuisine, including classic English dishes and seafood plateau rouge, prepared with fresh local ingredients. The restaurant features an A La Carte menu that offers choices from light lunches to three-course dinners, as well as popular Sunday roasts.

Rooms

The hotel offers character-filled boutique rooms, each designed with its own unique style and charm. Options include luxurious suites with hot tubs, four-poster beds, and a grand piano, catering to various tastes and preferences. Guests booking directly receive a complimentary bottle of Champagne in their room upon arrival.

Private Events

The Who'D A Thought It features the Whody Garden Room, a stylish venue for private functions, accommodating up to 80 guests for formal meals and more during celebrations. This glass-fronted space comes with a retractable roof and a private bar, ensuring an engaging event environment. With direct access to an outdoor terrace, it allows for a seamless transition from indoor to outdoor festivities.

Special Offers

Exclusive packages include a two-night getaway deal for guests booking Hot Tub Suites midweek, providing luxury and relaxation with private hot tubs. Seasonal dining experiences, such as curated menus for Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, offer gourmet meals at promotional prices. Regular events like Good Fish Friday and live music evenings enhance the hotel's vibrant dining scene.

Location

Located in Lenham, the Who'D A Thought It is easily accessible via the M20 and close to various local attractions. The hotel is perfectly positioned for exploring the Kent countryside and is a short drive from major transport links. Its proximity to charming villages and scenic spots makes it a desirable destination for all kinds of travelers.

Highlights

Dining: Largest selection of Champagne in Kent

Rooms: Unique boutique suites with special themes

Private Events: Whody Garden Room for up to 80 guests

Special Offers: Hot Tub Suites with promotional rates

“The individually themed rooms and private hot tubs cultivate an atmosphere of secluded luxury. Its extensive champagne bar, the largest in Kent, underscores a commitment to indulgence, while the award-winning restaurant adds a touch of culinary excellence. In my opinion, this is an ideal setting for couples seeking romantic getaways or celebrating special occasions.”
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
32 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
16 m² 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
40 m² 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Executive Double Suite
2 persons
64 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Security
  • Adults only
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key access

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

Who'D A Thought It offers a delightful array of dining experiences, ranging from classic British fare to thoughtfully crafted vegetarian and vegan options. Each venue invites guests to relax in carefully curated settings, perfect for any occasion.

Brasserie Restaurant

British
Ambiance
Romantic
Key Offerings
Indulge in classic English dishes made with local ingredients, including the impressive seafood Plateau Rouge for special occasions. The restaurant caters to various dietary preferences with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options.
Reservation
Recommended.
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Leeds Castle
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Leeds Castle offers rich history and beautiful gardens, known as the 'loveliest castle in the world' with guided tours available.
Church of St Nicholas
Church of St Nicholas
25 minutes' walk
A historic church featuring beautiful architecture, it is a tranquil spot ideal for reflection, located just a short stroll away.
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
15-minute drive
A unique military aviation museum showcasing aircraft displays and memorabilia, perfect for aviation enthusiasts and history buffs.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
The Big Cat Sanctuary
10-minute drive
Home to a variety of wild cats, this sanctuary focuses on conservation, featuring guided tours to learn about the animals.
Biking Trails
10-minute drive
Scenic biking trails nearby cater to all levels, with bike rentals available. Great for outdoor enthusiasts seeking adventure.
Yoga Classes
10-minute drive
Relaxing yoga sessions offered at a local studio. Perfect for unwinding after a busy day, no prior experience necessary.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
A cozy pub known for its hearty dishes and local ales. Ideal for casual dining, with options for vegetarian and gluten-free.
The Pigeon Room
10-minute drive
An elegant dining experience offering modern British cuisine with seasonal ingredients. Reservations recommended for peak times.
Maidstone Music Venue
15-minute drive
A vibrant spot for live music ranging from local bands to famous artists. Check the calendar for upcoming performances and events.
The Hazlitt Theatre
15-minute drive
A historic theatre showcasing a variety of performances including drama and comedy. Perfect for an engaging night out for all ages.
Getting around
City Centre
Lenham8 min  ·  5.0 km
Airports
London City Airport (LCY)113 min  ·  75.2 km
London Gatwick Airport (LGW)126 min  ·  83.6 km
Bus
Bus stop3 min  ·  200 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it
Questions of the users
About Who'D A Thought It
Is it possible to pay for my stay at the time of booking, or do I pay when I arrive?
15 April 2024
Full payment is required one week prior to check-in.
Are guests allowed to smoke in any outdoor areas of the hotel?
10 July 2024
Smoking is permitted only in designated private patio areas, away from the entrances and hot tubs.
Is there a complimentary bottle of champagne available when I book directly?
22 June 2024
A complimentary bottle of champagne will be offered for direct bookings made online or over the phone, excluding specific room types.
What type of cuisine can I expect at the hotel's restaurant?
5 August 2024
The restaurant features a menu of award-winning dishes, including classic English options and seafood prepared with local ingredients.
Can I enjoy live music during my stay?
11 September 2024
Live music events are regularly scheduled, adding a vibrant atmosphere to the hotel experience.
What promotions are available for dining during special occasions?
30 March 2024
Gourmet dinner offers, including special curated menus for holidays like Valentine's Day and Mother's Day, are available at competitive prices.
Is outdoor dining an option at the hotel?
18 October 2024
The hotel features outdoor seating areas, providing a lovely environment for enjoying meals and drinks.
What unique features can guests expect in the boutique hotel rooms?
25 May 2024
Each room is uniquely designed, offering character and charm, with various luxurious amenities to enhance the stay.
Is there an option to host private events at the hotel?
30 April 2024
The Whody Garden Room is available for private events, accommodating various functions with beautiful decor and amenities.
How can guests ensure they have the best dining experience at the hotel?
17 January 2025
Making reservations in advance and reviewing the seasonal menu can help guests enjoy a memorable dining experience.

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