Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield
About the Hotel
Unique Guest Rooms
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, a restored 15th-century coaching inn, is located in Beaconsfield, just off the M40. This guesthouse, with 45 uniquely designed rooms, offers accommodations in five categories. Each room features complimentary Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV, touch-activated mood lighting, and an en suite bathroom. Certain units include a seating area. Rooms are designed with velvet walls, leather floors and custom furnishings. Some practicalities include mood lighting that's too dark to do makeup.
Onsite Dining Options
The hotel includes an English restaurant that serves modern British cuisine using fresh fish from Grimsby Docks and rare-breed meats from the local Wild Pig Farm. The Thai restaurant offers classics, such as spring rolls, curries, and pad Thais. The Crazy Bear features a cocktail bar, with a selection of 63 cocktails and a long champagne list served by the flute. The Crazy Bear Sunday meats are served in the English restaurant every Sunday from midday until 5pm. The Crazy Bear features a swimming pool located near the dining area. A complimentary continental breakfast includes chopped fruit salad with starfruit and dragon fruit. Fishmonger, Paula, is at the farm shop every Thursday 12.30 to 3pm.
Leisure and Facilities
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers a swimming pool located near the dining area, and a spa bath. Guests can kick back in its Moroccan-themed lounge, where afternoon tea is served. The Garden House includes five bedrooms, a kitchen, lounge, and private garden. Additional features include wedding services and a reception hall. Year-round Crazy Bear hospitality on either the London Thames or South Coast Solent, moored in Chelsea Harbour for the colder months.
Location and Access
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is found in the village of Beaconsfield, just off the M40. It is 2 minutes' drive from J2 M40 and 10 minutes' drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course. The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a 5-minute drive from Bekonscot Model Village and 10 minutes from Cliveden House. London Heathrow is 25 km away. Landmarks nearby include Fired Works (5.5 km), Milton's Cottage (5.5 km), Les Caches Farm (3 km), Burnham Beeches (4.5 km), Jordans and the Mayflower Barn (3 km), Walk the Thames (3.5 km), Odds Farm Park (3.5 km), The Home of G. K. Chesterton (1 km), and Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans (3 km).
Hotel Services
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers wedding services and a reception hall. It is licensed for civil ceremonies for up to 40 guests and can accommodate 36 diners for a wedding breakfast, and up to 100 guests for an evening party (300 with exclusive use of the entire venue). The venue can arrange Champagne tastings and cocktail masterclasses. Thai massage is available.
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Facilities
General
- No smoking on site
- Free Wi-Fi
- Parking
- No pets allowed
- Luggage storage
- Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
- Fitness centre
- Hiking
Services
- Room service
- Housekeeping
- Welcome drink
Dining
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
- Outdoor swimming pool
- Live entertainment
- Full body massage
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Sitting area
- Terrace
- Tea and coffee facilities
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Media
- Flat-screen TV