Crazy Bear Beaconsfield | Unique Suites & Pool * from $565

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Interior photo The photo shows a luxurious and opulent bathroom with a distinctly vintage or perhaps even slightly theatrical feel. The room is dimly lit, creating a dramatic atmosphere.

The focal point is a large, ornate bathtub made of a dark, possibly metallic

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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

Near Cliveden House

Very good

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7.8

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3.5

3.3

Loved by Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel guests

Plush decor
Beautiful pool
Great staff
Delicious food
Comfortable bed

"Loved the superior room with bath tub and the water comes from the ceiling to fill up the bath tub"

Amran from United Kingdom

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"Loved the TV coming up from the bottom of the bed."

Peter from United Kingdom

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"Sitting poolside on the night time with drinks and my beautiful woman was simply amazing the experience of the place we both loved it."

Gavin P from United Kingdom

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5-star flamboyant retreat in Beaconsfield

Rooms

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers individually designed rooms with luxurious amenities. Each room features baths that fill from the ceiling, walk-in wet rooms, and velvet walls. The distinctive decor includes leather floors and bespoke furnishings for a unique stay.

Dining

The hotel houses exceptional dining options, including an English restaurant serving modern British cuisine and a Thai restaurant offering authentic Thai-Malay dishes. Guests can enjoy sensational seasonal menus with fresh fish delivered directly from the boat. Both restaurants emphasize local provenance, with fine dining focused on rare-breed meats sourced from nearby farms.

Historic Setting

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is located in a meticulously restored 15th-century coaching inn. The architectural details and eccentric extras create a harmonious fusion of history and contemporary luxury. Situated in the picturesque town of Beaconsfield, the hotel represents a striking contrast to ordinary accommodations.

Private and Event Spaces

The hotel offers a variety of unique spaces for private events and gatherings, including The Library and the Hunting Lodge. Each venue has a distinctive aesthetic, accommodating small groups or larger celebrations. The Moroccan Lounge also serves as an exotic setting for varied events, capable of hosting up to 90 guests.

Leisure Amenities

Guests can relax by the Moroccan-themed pool, a centerpiece of the hotel's garden area. The poolside environment features covered heated seating, making it accessible year-round. Additionally, the hotel provides entertainment options, including poolside parties and themed events throughout the year.

Highlights

Location: Restored 15th-century coaching inn

Rooms: Baths that fill from the ceiling

Dining: Modern British cuisine & authentic Thai-Malay dishes

Private Events: Unique spaces including The Library

Leisure: Moroccan-themed pool and year-round accessibility

Entertainment: Themed events and poolside parties

“The Beaconsfield Crazy Bear is a flamboyant resort with individually designed rooms; I see dramatic architecture within Beaconsfield's oldest documented building. There are custom wedding services that take place in a distinctive venue, while the Moroccan-themed outdoor pool looks stunning. While the bar has creative cocktail menus, I noted some reports of slow service.”

Anna BlackEditor-in-Chief at Tohotel

Location: Great

8.4/10Review score

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Highlights from guests

DiningThai Wonder!

The Thai restaurant delivers freshly cooked food that tastes amazing. There are also multiple restaurants nearby to choose from.

Alice R. from Canada

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Guest ParkingEasy Parking

Free on-road parking made it simple. Finding a space was never an issue, despite being on a main road.

George L. from United Kingdom

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Room FeaturesUnique Interior

Themed rooms include a bath at the foot of the bed with water coming from the ceiling!

Mei L. from China

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BedroomDreamy Design

Themed rooms are large and spacious. Expect padded walls, gold decor, and leather studded beds.

Robert S. from Australia

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals

Cosy

2 persons

220 sq. feet

1 Double bed

Shower

Heating

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Snug

2 persons

130 sq. feet

1 Double bed

Shower

Heating

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Boujee

2 persons

280 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Shower

Heating

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Decadent

2 persons

435 sq. feet

1 King-size bed

Shower

Heating

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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

Facilities: Very good

7.8/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Adults only
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

Fitness centre
Hiking

Services

Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

Outdoor swimming pool
Live entertainment
Sun terrace
Full body massage

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Terrace
Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Media

Flat-screen TV

Dining Onsite

At Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, guests are invited to indulge in a delightful culinary experience with a blend of traditional Thai and British cuisines. Each restaurant offers a romantic atmosphere and a unique taste journey, perfect for leisurely lunches or intimate dinners.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a cozy and intimate scene, likely in a restaurant or a well-appointed home. The main focus is a wooden coffee table in the foreground, adorned with a few items.

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a beautifully set afternoon tea on a shiny, dark-colored table. The table is adorned with a three-tiered serving stand filled with an assortment of delicate pastries and cakes. The top tier holds small, round pastries, while the middl

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Restaurant photo The photo shows a long, elegantly set dining table in a dimly lit room. The table is covered with a dark grey tablecloth and is adorned with numerous tall candles in ornate silver candelabras. The candles are lit, casting a warm glow on the table.

Thai Restaurant

Traditional Thai

Ambiance

A cozy space adorned with traditional decor, offering a romantic setting for dining.

Key Offerings

Savor a variety of authentic Thai dishes skillfully prepared by talented chefs, featuring fresh ingredients and aromatic spices. Indulge in flavorful meals complemented by a selection of fine teas. Award-winning dishes are also available for guests to enjoy at home.

Reservation

Recommended

Lunch and Dinner, Tuesday to Sunday from 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:30 - 22:30.

English Restaurant

Traditional British

Ambiance

Elegant yet inviting, with a traditional British decor that provides a warm dining environment.

Key Offerings

Experience a menu filled with classic British fare, from delicious roast dishes to hearty fish from Grimsby Docks, ensuring a true taste of England. Ideal for gathering over lunch or dinner, it's a delightful venue for both families and couples.

Reservation

Not needed

All-day dining, Monday to Sunday from 12:00 - 22:00.

Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX

City landmarks

Theme Park

Bekonscot Model Village

1.2 mi

Landmark

The Home of G. K. Chesterton

3700 ft

Landmark

Walk the Thames

2.3 mi

Landmark

Jordans Quaker Meeting House

2.0 mi

Landmark

Jordans and the Mayflower Barn

2.0 mi

Farm

Odds Farm Park

2.1 mi

Church

Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans

1.8 mi

Landmark

Les Caches Farm

1.8 mi

Landmark

River Thames

2.3 mi

Golf Course

Wycombe Heights Golf Club

2.8 mi

Landmark

Burnham Beeches

2.8 mi

Landmark

Farm Wood

2.9 mi

Gallery

Fired Works

3.4 mi

Museum

Milton's Cottage

3.4 mi

Gallery

Emerald Gallery

3.4 mi

Gallery

Stanley Spencer Gallery

4.2 mi

Museum

John Lewis Partnership Heritage Centre

4.1 mi

Nearby

Penn Street

Penn Wood

100 ft

Restaurants

The White Hart

300 ft

Aylesbury End

The Treehouse

600 ft

35 Aylesbury End

Basmati Indian Restaurant

1200 ft

43 Aylesbury End

Zizzi - Beaconsfield

700 ft

41 Aylesbury End

Leigh House

200 ft

Leigh House 53 Wycombe End

The Royal Saracens Head

400 ft

6-8 London End

No 5

500 ft

5 London End

Pizza Express

500 ft

14 London End

The Old Tea House

500 ft

7 Windsor End

Giggling Squid Beaconsfield

600 ft

Old Mulberry House 22 London End

The Old Bengal

700 ft

15 Wycombe End

Explore Beaconsfield

Bekonscot Model Village

25 minutes' walk

Stunning model village showcasing miniature landscapes and trains. Ideal for families and photography enthusiasts.

The Home of G. K. Chesterton

14 minutes' walk

Historical house devoted to the writer G. K. Chesterton. Offers guided tours on weekends and hosts literary events.

Odds Farm Park

6-minute drive

Family-friendly farm with animals and play areas. Great for children, featuring seasonal events and animal interactions.

Walk the Thames

40 minutes walking

Scenic riverfront path along the Thames. Perfect for leisurely walks, rich in natural views and wildlife.

Golf at Wycombe Heights

10-minute drive

Challenging 18-hole golf course with stunning views. Booking necessary for tee times, ideal for sport enthusiasts.

Relax at Penn Wood

1 minute walking

Tranquil woodlands perfect for leisurely strolls or picnics. Great spot for relaxation and enjoying nature.

The White Hart

2 minutes' walk

Charming pub offering classic British dishes and local ales. Cozy atmosphere with fireplace; reservations recommended.

Basmati Indian Restaurant

5 minutes' walk

Authentic Indian cuisine with a warm atmosphere. Known for its curries and vegetarian options; great for spice lovers.

The Treehouse

3 minutes' walk

Family-friendly eatery with a whimsical design. Features a diverse menu and children's options; ideal for casual dining.

The Beaconsfield Film Theatre

5 minutes' drive

Local cinema showing independent and mainstream films. Offers a comfortable setting; check for special screenings.

DeVere Venues The Wokefield Estate

10 minutes' drive

Venue hosting live events and performances. All-ages entertainment with an upbeat vibe, perfect for a fun night out.

Getting around

City Centre

Beaconsfield14 min · 3700 ft

Airports

London Heathrow (LHR)36 min · 14.7 mi

London Luton (LTN)80 min · 32.8 mi

Train

Beaconsfield Railway Station14 min · 3700 ft

Seer Green Train Station27 min · 1.4 mi

Underground

Amersham13 min · 5.2 mi

Uxbridge20 min · 7.9 mi

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-23:00

Check-out

from 07:00-11:00

Guest Parking

Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.

Internet

Wireless internet is available in for free.

Children & extra beds

There are no cots provided in a room.

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

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Reviews and Ratings

Feedback about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel from previous guests about their experience.

Review summary

Based on recent reviews

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is often praised for its opulent and decadent style, with many guests loving the spacious, uniquely decorated rooms, such as the decadent room. The Thai restaurant stands out, with guests consistently highlighting the amazing and delicious food. The bar area is also a popular spot, and some rooms are conveniently located near the pool; however, some guests have noted minor damages in the rooms. Many secured affordable stays through deals that included the Thai meal and drinks.

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Review score

Based on 1388 verified reviews

7.0/10

Very good

59%

Recommend

Staff

8.5/10

Breakfast

8.4/10

Value for money

7.1/10

Free Wi-Fi

7.2/10

Pros

Stunning rooms

Friendly staff

Great drinks

Cons

Uncomfortable heat

Low lighting

Hidden parking

Scarlett from United Kingdom

Couple

Boujee

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: February 17, 2026

9/10

helpful stafflovely decorationnice room

The reception staff were helpful, lovely, and friendly! The ladies were amazing and I am thankful for their help. The room was very nice. It was very nice and well-decorated.

My room was quite dark. The stairways and halls were also very dark, though the location was perfect!

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David from United Kingdom

Couple

Decadent

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: December 30, 2025

6/10

Acceptable stay overall

great staffexcellent restaurantlack of replyunheated pool

The staff was AMAZING! Annabelle took great care of me upon arrival. I LOVED the service, and the Thai restaurant was excellent.

I tried to contact the hotel by email, but they DIDN'T reply! Our room had no windows. The pool was not heated, so I couldn't use it.

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Georgia from United Kingdom

Couple

Snug

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: December 29, 2025

7/10

amazing staffexcellent restaurantroom locationinconvenient location

The staff was amazing! Annabelle took great care of us when we arrived. Nothing was too much, i loved the service! The Thai restaurant was excellent, and the room was amazing.

My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and I was happy as I always wanted to go to this hotel, however the whole experience was underwhelming. Our room was not within the complex, we had to walk down the main road to access our room. I thought this was slightly odd and inconvenient,

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Georgia from United Kingdom

Couple

Decadent

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: December 06, 2025

9.3/10

Very nice and Quirky Stay!

friendly staffspecial bath

i found crazy bear unique, unlike any other place i have stayed. every staff member was so friendly and cute. the pool area looked gorgeous, and i spent time enjoying it. drink prices matched those of other upscale locations. the room looked dark, exactly as depicted, and the bath with roof water was special. i loved it and would pay extra for the upgrade again.

Rooms

9/10

the room had elegant design and great attention to detail. the beautifully dressed bed and the subtle lighting created a warm and inviting atmosphere. furnishings felt both stylish and comfortable, contributing to a calming ambience.

Location

8/10

the hotel had easy access and i found parking without issue. this made arrival and departure stress free. nearby areas presented additional dining and entertainment options. navigation around the locality was very straightforward.

Facilities

10/10

the pool area looked amazing offering a relaxing environment! a range of seating options surrounded the pool providing ample space for all guests. the thai restaurant offered perfect service and excellent food. the entire hotel looked beautiful and well maintained.

Service

10/10

the staff was genuinely friendly and cute creating a very positive experience! requests saw quick and efficient responses. every staff member i encountered had perfect manners. they created a feeling of luxury and attentiveness throughout my stay.

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Scarlett from United Kingdom

Couple

Decadent

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: November 21, 2025

8.5/10

Luxurious and Friendly Stay

helpful staffdelicious foodwell-decorated roomdark stairways

The reception staff was helpful and friendly. Their assistance was invaluable! The ladies made my arrival so easy and cute. The hotel room was wonderful and well-decorated. I look forward to staying there again. The food at the English restaurant was delicious. The waiters were also very helpful and attentive.

The hallways seemed very dark! The dark stairways and halls. I think better lighting in these areas would make a huge difference

Rooms

9/10

Our room featured a rainfall shower and two separate sinks. The hotel offered a relaxing and comfortable experience. The decor included rich fabrics and unique design elements creating an opulent atmosphere. I will return.

Dining

8/10

The English restaurant provided a tasty culinary experience! I enjoyed the helpful service from the waiting staff, and the quality of the dishes exceeded my expectations. The food was well-prepared, and the ambience enhanced my experience.

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David from United Kingdom

Couple

Cosy

3 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: November 20, 2025

9.2/10

AMAZING and FUNKY Hotel!

friendly staffleather floorunique experienceconfusing menu

The staff were attentive and friendly. The restaurants served food that was AMAZING!!! Our room had leather floors. It was very funky and different, offering a unique experience. I will recommend this place.

The breakfast menu was slightly confusing. I felt awkward ordering breakfast as it lacked clear explanations of included items. The price list created unnecessary confusion.

Facilities

8/10

The outdoor pool had patio seating. Heated lamps gave a vibe of being abroad. The hotel offers convenient parking a few meters away from the outbuilding.

Location

9/10

This place features a great area. There are many nice pubs nearby. I found the location to be convenient for exploring local attractions.

Rooms

9/10

Room 6 had amazing leather floors. The room was funky and quirky. I found the room to be very clean. It's all done to a high standard.

Dining

10/10

I ate in both restaurants. The Thai restaurant was excellent. The food was to DIE for. We enjoyed the onsite Thai restaurant very much.

Service

10/10

The staff couldn't be more helpful. Staff were very professional. Nothing was too much trouble for them. Annabelle took great care of us and it was appreciated.

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Questions of the users

About Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Are the swimming pool and jacuzzi included in the hotel stay, or is there an additional fee to access these amenities?

12 November 2024

The outdoor swimming pool and jacuzzi are included for hotel guests at no extra charge, and they are available for use during daylight hours only.

If I book a junior suite, will there be a bathtub at the end of the bed?

10 December 2024

Yes, the junior suite is equipped with a bathtub positioned at the end of the bed.

Do the superior rooms also come with a bathtub?

15 January 2025

Yes, all superior rooms feature a bathtub for your convenience.

Is it possible to have the room decorated for a special occasion, such as a birthday, and will there be an extra charge for this service?

20 February 2025

Yes, the room can be decorated for an occasion at an extra cost.

What should I do if I specifically want to request suite 10 or suite 24 for my stay?

8 March 2025

It's recommended to call and check the availability of those suites before booking. Additionally, you can mention your preference in the comments section when making your reservation.

Are meals such as lunch and dinner included in the booking, or do they incur extra charges?

5 April 2025

Lunch and dinner are not included in the booking and will be charged separately.

Can hotel guests use the facilities before checking in, and what time can they arrive?

15 April 2025

Hotel guests are welcome to arrive anytime to utilize the bar, pool, and Thai massage facilities before check-in.

Is there on-site parking available for guests staying at the hotel?

25 May 2025

Yes, there is a parking area available on-site behind the Thai restaurant.

Does the hotel's restaurant accommodate gluten-free guests?

28 June 2025

Yes, the restaurant is able to cater to guests with coeliac disease and offers gluten-free options.

Are infants permitted to stay at the hotel, or are there any age restrictions for guests?

1 July 2025

Unfortunately, infants are not allowed at the Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.

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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield

About the Hotel

Loved by Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel guests

Rooms

Dining

Historic Setting

Private and Event Spaces

Leisure Amenities

Highlights

Select your room type

Price and Room Availability Calendar

Facilities

General

Sports & Fitness

Services

Dining

Spa & Leisure

Room features

Bathroom

Media

Dining Onsite

Thai Restaurant

English Restaurant

Location

Reviews and Ratings

Acceptable stay overall

Very nice and Quirky Stay!

Luxurious and Friendly Stay

AMAZING and FUNKY Hotel!

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